Are British people particularly ugly?

[craner]

Over the last 20 years I’ve had Owen Wilson, Nigel Havers, David Tennant and Louis Theroux.

 

[craner]

Hmm, that sounds wrong.

 

[luka]

Up the bum

 

[version]

I've had Hugh Grant, Bob Geldof and someone put my face through a filter to make you into a woman and I looked exactly like Anne Hathaway.

 

[Mr. Tea]

What's with those felt puppet eyebrows girls stick on their heads these days? It's not a good look, ladies.

It's Cara Delevgine's fault. Don't get me wrong, I think she's looks pretty fine, but she's responsible for an awful lot of teenage girls going crazy with a Sharpie and ending up looking like The Mikado.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yeah but with a moustache. My brother sent me this story the other day which is pretty funny... if you know me

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I thought this one was an even better match:

 

[IdleRich]

Someone said that that drug dealer one looks more like me than I do.

 

[IdleRich]

I actually didn't understand your insinuation with the Russian monk guy at first, just thought it was a mildly amusing story.

 

[version]

 

[Mr. Tea]

I actually didn't understand your insinuation with the Russian monk guy at first, just thought it was a mildly amusing story.

Really?! I thought it was uncanny. It's funny how two people can look at the same image and see different things, though.

 

[Mr. Tea]

someone put my face through a filter to make you into a woman and I looked exactly like Anne Hathaway.

You, uh, doing anything later?

 

[version]

Yeah, I'll be sitting around looking like a bloke and nothing like Anne Hathaway.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yeah, I'll be sitting around looking like a bloke and nothing like Anne Hathaway.

Oh. As you were.

 

[luka]

Mr Teas guna do you up the bum

 

[IdleRich]

You, uh, doing anything later?

I'm just guessing wildly here, but, I think he'll probably be at home.

 

[IdleRich]

Well, the options are really that, or some kind of sick masque-of-the-red-death style infection party I'd say.

 

[IdleRich]

I'm gonna be at home.
How about you Luka? Barty? Craner? Anyone going out tonight?

 

[Mr. Tea]

He's going to stick his mushroom up my bum.

Big, red, bulbous mushroom.

 

[sadmanbarty]

I'm gonna be at home.
How about you Luka? Barty? Craner? Anyone going out tonight?

i'm getting buggered by tea

 

[IdleRich]

The question was "where" though?
And don''t say "up the arse".