How Computer Games Shaped Our Imaginations.

[luka]

and you had that really weird one about doing a shit in a condom and putting it someones mouth. let's do a thread. we just need to think of the perfect title.

 

[luka]

I found Rob P. passed out in a quiet village street after a party, filled his trouser pockets with gravel and repeatedly booted him in the bollocks.

 

[luka]

I whacked a guy passed out on GHB with a metal pole then tried to shit in a dust mask and put it on him.

 

[version]

Some devious Luka edits going on here.

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[version]

The actual GHB story is definitely one of the most insane ones. It's all true except it wasn't me that hit someone and tried to shit in the mask. I was in the corner on shrooms and it was the guy whose flat it was who whacked someone with the pole and tried to shit in the mask.

 

[luka]

I have a baseball bat, a billhook, a crowbar, an axe, an air rifle and a chainsaw. I dunno how to use the chainsaw though. It's just gathering dust.

 

[version]

I've still got all of those. The air rifle's mounted on the wall next to the weights and pull up station.

 

[luka]

travis bickle

 

[william_kent]

I thought my lump hammer in the 'leccy cupboard by the front door was a wee bit psycho, but, wtf

 

[version]

A lot of the stories are just stupid teenage stuff. I grew up in a really middle-class area with rich mates who had money to throw away on drugs and big flats and houses to hang around in. One of them stole his mum's car and crashed it straight into a wall after pulling out of the drive.

 

[version]

I thought my lump hammer in the 'leccy cupboard by the front door was a wee bit psycho, but, wtf

I didn't actively acquire them. It's just stuff people have found in the street and left or whatever. Things that appeared over time. They've only really been used for practical things, popping a drain lid with the crowbar, chopping wood with the axe.

 

[william_kent]

I've only used my samurai sword for practical things like chopping up my victims into tiny pieces that won't block up the drains

 

[luka]

'vessels of filth'

 

[version]

One of my brothers has a friend who's pretty nerdy and likes to build stuff. He made some DIY flamethrower in his parents garage they used to piss about with and had a crossbow and stuff, also kept a bunch of exotic snakes and spiders

 

[WashYourHands]

What could go wrong

 

[william_kent]

when they were fitting the sprinkler system in my flat I had to move the 'guest sofa' and it exposed my Wing Chun butterfly knives and the workmen were falling over in admiration

worked better than the offer of a "cup of tea" for service levels

 

[WashYourHands]

Ninja Manchester

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[version]

It's all a bit dorky this stuff. A bit Warhammer. I mentioned this re: Burroughs and his fascination with weapons. The kind of people who seem to be into swords and stuff nowadays are the guys playing video games all the time and watching anime.