Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[shakahislop]

Gordon is the handsome hunk that your hutch has been hankering for. His head and ears are knitted using the intarsia technique but only for a few rows at a time, making him the ideal project for more adventurous knitters. And, just like a real guinea pig, Gordon enjoys nibbling scraps so you’ll only need small amounts of yarn to make your own ravishing rodent!

 

[shakahislop]

Guinea Pig Knitting Patterns

My wife's an avid knitter & would like to knit some guinea pigs. Does anyone know of any free on line patterns or if not where to buy one from?

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[shakahislop]

Emergency vet visit - laboured breathing

Hi everyone, I’m just waiting to be seen at an emergency vets as Bertie took a turn for the worse today. He’s been treated for an ongoing respiratory infection, and is on his second antibiotic as the first didn’t seem to help. This morning he was obviously not happy, and has laboured breathing...

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[shakahislop]

Just wondered... - Covid in guinea pigs?

...can Guinea pigs get Covid 19?

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[shakahislop]

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[shakahislop]

Play this to your pig

Play this to your pig, and see what happens:

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[shakahislop]

choon of the week

 

[shakahislop]

Guinea lover 1982​

https://www.theguineapigforum.co.uk/threads/london-for-4-days.195225/post-2662587​

• Dec 2, 2021
• Dec 2, 2021
• #1

Hi I’m going to London for 4 days for Xmas. If I give my piggies plenty of food hay and water will they be ok

 

[shakahislop]

• Dec 2, 2021
• #2

No they won’t be ok. As they eat constantly they would eat everything you put in as quickly as they could. Also I’d be worried that if a water bottle leaked they’d have no water. Four days is too long to leave a piggy if they started to show signs of illness while you are away. If you could have someone come in daily to take care of them that would be best. If not could you take them to a friends house or take them to a small pet boarder.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Gonna get some more alert bouncers next time... and a picture of a biscuit with a big red cross through it. That should do the trick.

Just demand to see his vaccination certificate!

Nobody else's, just his.

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Gonna get some more alert bouncers next time... and a picture of a biscuit with a big red cross through it. That should do the trick.

Yes, your bouncers were disappointingly saggy

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Sometimes vaccines make things worse, says Fauci:

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Pandemic of the vaccinated:

 

[Slothrop]

I've got graphs, too!

(From https://www.icnarc.org/Our-Audit/Audits/Cmp/Reports)

 

[hucks]

Pandemic of the vaccinated:
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We’ve literally been through this exact thing on the previous thread. Dipshit anti vaxxers are unlikely to get tested when they have symptoms, so they won’t turn up as a case. However! They can still end up in hospital and can still die. And they do that at much higher rates than vaxxed people because of course they fucking do.

Check table 11 on page 40 of the publication that graph draws from.

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[Leo]

mixed gets double body slammed.

 

[Slothrop]

Anyway, that's enough off-topic stuff, where are the guinea pig pictures / Grateful Dead bootlegs?

 

[luka]

Anyway, that's enough off-topic stuff, where are the guinea pig pictures / Grateful Dead bootlegs?

have you seen Uncle Rural Gourmet?

 

[Leo]

need to tag out to your partner

 

[sufi]

Anyway, that's enough off-topic stuff, where are the guinea pig pictures / Grateful Dead bootlegs?

right here