Slang Help Thread (like an updated Underground Dictionary)

[WashYourHands]

who's read about that drug john mcafee synthesised that gets you so randy you're liable to try to have sex with your pet dog

 

[Mr. Tea]

who's read about that drug john mcafee synthesised that gets you so randy you're liable to try to have sex with your pet dog

Or, and here's the really outrageous bit, maybe even a dog you don't know!

 

[version]

I hadn't heard about the drug, but I had heard he had a hammock with a hole in it so he could lie underneath and have women shit on his face.

 

[Mr. Tea]

I hadn't heard about the drug, but I had heard he had a hammock with a hole in it so he could lie underneath and have women shit on his face.

I've heard this enough times now that it's definitely, beyond a shadow of a doubt, true.

 

[shakahislop]

I hadn't heard about the drug, but I had heard he had a hammock with a hole in it so he could lie underneath and have women shit on his face.

hammocks have loads of holes. i meant they're mostly made of holes.

 

[Mr. Tea]

hammocks have loads of holes. i meant they're mostly made of holes.

^definitely owns a poo-hammock

 

[sus]

Thot. It's all over the place but I don't know what it means. I'm sure I could google it.

You're taking a piss

 

[sus]

I've been compiling a Modern Diction Samuel Johnson style for a couple years now so I will follow this thread with great anticipation

 

[version]

You're taking a piss

Is this some hypnosis thing?

 

[sus]

who's read about that drug john mcafee synthesised that gets you so randy you're liable to try to have sex with your pet dog

alpha-PHP? Took it with a buncha buddies back sophomore year of college

 

[sus]

The Obscure, Legal Drug That Fuels John McAfee

Throughout the software engineer’s bizarre downfall and remarkable comeback, his drug of choice has been a mystery — until now.

nymag.com

 

[sus]

Tea you've in fine form today you've had a couple good jokes in this thread

 

[shakahislop]

You're taking a piss

i've honestly only started hearing that word in the last couple of years i think. i've literally never heard anyone in england say it.

 

[Mr. Tea]

You're taking a piss

I bet you'd fit in like a native in Londy, with such a good grasp of UK slang.

 

[shakahislop]

but then, i don't hang out with the kind of people who would know or say a word like that. actually there's a lot of similar friends that over the past five years or so people have started telling me off for saying, and i've stopped. even ironically 'slut' doesn't pass without comment. maybe rightly so, i never know with these things

 

[luka]

i've honestly only started hearing that word in the last couple of years i think. i've literally never heard anyone in england say it.

told you he's never been to America, or even left the country for that matter

 

[shakahislop]

told you he's never been to America, or even left the country for that matter

i never leave oxfordshire, truth be told. and i stick rigidly to the pre-1974 county lines; those changes remain the reason why I have never voted for the Labour Party. we have to stand up for what we believe in.

 

[shakahislop]

went to London once, to see Andy C, didn't take to the place

 

[shakahislop]

i just read the Rough Guide to all these places and say some things about them, it's easy to fake, it's totally worth it to, to wind up luka

 

[luka]