Battle Rap

[qwerty south]

battle rap seems like something you should leave behind once you hit 30.

you should at least evolve a "mature" style post-30 - the standard "insulting mothers / questioning opponents' sexuality" bars are unbecoming of grown men

 

[mixed_biscuits]

"Mum joke time:
Your mum's got a tattoo of the Umbro sign"

So many reasons why this is the greatest couplet of all time

 

[shakahislop]

If this stands the test of time...
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so romantic

 

[rubberdingyrapids]

you should at least evolve a "mature" style post-30 - the standard "insulting mothers / questioning opponents' sexuality" bars are unbecoming of grown men

True,there should be grown man battling In the same way you have grown man rap. Disses could be about failing as a man, father, bill payer, not knowing where your taxes go.

 

[qwerty south]

"Mum joke time:
Your mum's got a tattoo of the Umbro sign"

So many reasons why this is the greatest couplet of all time

I think this is Pedro's best / most consistent performance which has been slept on:

 

[woops]

i dont think this has been posted yet,

 

[mixed_biscuits]

you should at least evolve a "mature" style post-30 - the standard "insulting mothers / questioning opponents' sexuality" bars are unbecoming of grown men

 

[Benny Bunter]

 

[luka]

heiro vs hobo junction

 

[Benny Bunter]

Is there anything actually worth clicking on in this thread? Looks like an absolute minefield.

It's funny, it's happened quite a few times with music threads over the last couple of years, you think there's loads of amazing examples that fulfill your criteria, you just need other in people to help you remember them, but when you actually look at the evidence there's only like three good ones, if that.

 

[Benny Bunter]

I'm exaggerating of course but it is a weird sensation

 

[mixed_biscuits]

One man's meat is another man's poison

 

[luka]

there has been no good music posted on dissensuss since 20004

 

[Poet for Hire]

there has been no good music posted on dissensuss since 20004

You're like that tosser at school that everyone loved to beat up.

 

[luka]

You're like that tosser at school that everyone loved to beat up.

my main man! shall we have a fight? one on one?

 

[luka]

let's have a physical fight me against you. in the street. you fancy it? could be a laugh?

 

[luka]

tbhird says he knows you and you are somewhat disabled but i dont mind. im not prejudiced i will still fight you if you wan t

 

[luka]

but theres a difference between me and you
everyone here has met me, everyone knows my real name, everyone knows where to find me.

 

[luka]

everyone knows what my opinions are everyone knows who i am. but you seem scared to reveal yourself? like a weirdo? maybe a nonce?

 

[luka]

and the problem with what you do is you come on here everyday seething, wanting to get involved, but the personna dont let you