What is that, some sort of Tesla Smart Caravan? I think I mentioned before that I have a fri.. an acquaintance here who loves gadgets way beyond what is natural. He has these utterly useless smart lights in his flat. They gotta be one of the shittest innovations I've ever heard of; I assume that the idea behind them is that once you've programmed them they will somehow always be automatically on or off exactly when you want them to be. In itself not a bad idea I guess - I mean, who amongst us has never thought "my finger is soooo tired from having to push these stupid time-consuming and heavy buttons all the time"? And that is if you're someone like Denis or - I assume - all of us, who turns lights on and off using an ultralightweight portable remote control embedded in their wrist. I suppose none of us know - or even know of - anyone who still uses buttons on the wall that you actually have to physically walk all the way over to and then literally raise your hand to the correct height before you can push the switch, but believe it or not, only two or three hundred years ago that was the most common system. And some people still have that! For such people, still stuck in the dark ages with respect to lights, the energy and time that could be saved by switching to smart lights is enormous and does make sense, the only problem is that in the Smart Light system that Denis had installed there seems to be some kind of issue with the mind-reading technology and that means that, incredibly, sometimes the lights are on when he wants them off or off when he wants them on.
In fact I'd say that the lights are always in the wrong state and, as a result, any visit to Denis's flat is normally spent watching him arguing with the lights, his entire existence, at least when he's in the smart flat, is taken up by a constant argument as he tries to override the smart programming - he wants the main one on but apparently it would be smarter to have it off so that leads to a huge fight, when he gets it sorted the one in the corner flicks to the same state so he has to spend a few hours reprogramming that one until he's got it sorted - by which time it has probably got dark outside so now he wants it on after all. Eventually he will finally get it so that the lighting is quite pleasant - and everything should be fine as long as noone moves at all, say goes to the toilet or wants to fetch some more drugs from the kitchen or whatever, cos whenever you do that the smart light system starts trying to help you on your journey by turning lights on and off like some kind of poltergeist that had to study at a special school for slow ghosts. The whole thing is a completely embarrassing shit-show, gotta be one of the worst attempts I've ever heard at creating a labour-saving or convenience-adding device. Luckily I can't stand the prick and I make any excuse not to go to his house anyway.
He also has a smart-bottle opener which... I dunno, I assume it was the result of a bet to see if you could get very very unsmart people to buy absolutely anything if you put the s-word in its name.