Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Let the record show I did not participate, I am merely a neutral observer of the awkwardness.
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Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
A dawkumentarian, if you will.
shakahislop
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which one of them would you most like to go to bed with though? thankyou for sharing the photo, that will help us speculate
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Woah woah woah, I maintain I’m still firmly at the dad joke stage, and have made no such progress into that subsequent and most sinister stage.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Nor have I any plans for such a progression.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
One of my housemates is having her birthday party tonight, and in the salon (where the awkwardness event was) they've set up what is known as a "cuddle puddle" consisting of a number of mattresses and blankets and pillows, essentially turning the entire room into a bed.
How do these people manage to make everything so horrible?
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Its just not your scene, Versh.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Right now I'm sitting next to the cuddle puddle, but I'm contemplating joining it.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Really this culture is a fascinating combo of the autism of the tech scene, plus the residual vibes of the hippie/commune scene, plus some of the longevity/biotech scene, TPOT, etc.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
I am now in the cuddle puddle, and can confirm its coziness.
Are they not reading you talking about them on your phone?
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
I'm in the far back of the cuddle puddle, nobody is behind me as I'm typing.
Is nobody cuddling you?
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
...no, nobody is cuddling me. Someone to my left is sleeping, and someone to my right is reading.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Now they're both sleeping.
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
Well the party hasn't started yet, fyi, and by the way who made you the cuddle puddle expert anyway?
Clinamenic
Binary & Tweed
I'm informed that the theme of the party is Girls Gone Wild West.