Okay, so I've figured out that hauling your chubby ass around country lanes on a cheap roadbike / hybrid while wearing full pro-team lycra is deeply deeply déclassé.
But does this apply to retro replica gear? Because I've just discovered woolistic and their beyond stush range of 70's style merino jerseys and I totally want one (or several):
Although they do have non-branded stuff as well:
And in any case, I can't really justify the expense, so I'll probably have to get some cheaper alternatiive (campagnolo heritage stuff looks quite nice) until I unexpectedly become very rich...
Why is mainstream modern cycling style so awful, anyway?