Man says he was forced to eat beard
A central Kentucky man says he was forced to eat his beard after an argument about a lawn mower got out of control.
That headline pisses me off no end
100% correct but they don't print headlines quite like that in the English version
*Slaps self on wrist for getting worked up over the Star
Gay groups have protested against the decision.
The case of the German vultures will remind eagle-eyed Metro.co.uk readers of last year's love triangle involving a couple of gay penguins and their foxy neighbour at San Francisco Zoo, no doubt.
"I haven't been out to check on him for five hours but I went outside for a fag and he's gone."
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"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"