favourite headline ever

Bangpuss

Bangpuss

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Not a headline, but this Pippa Middleton hanging out with wild French aristocrats keeps on giving. Some lines from yesterday's Sun story:

"The bash featured dwarfs serving champagne, a man dressed as a cardinal carrying a copy of the Kama Sutra sex book, and a stripper dancing to God Save The Queen.

"Pippa and her fella were said to have left the party at 2.30am to go to Le Schmuck restaurant, then on to Regine nightclub."
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
There was a great article in The Daily Mash the other day that referred to "buttock host organism Pippa Middleton", which I thought was brilliant.
 
hucks

hucks

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Granted, it's not really the headline that's funny but the juxtaposition with the photo. Anyway.

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A lot of these are gold, actually http://sandsmediaservices.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/be-careful-of-dodgy-relationships.html?m=1
 
Mr. Tea

Mr. Tea

Let's Talk About Ceps
IdleRich said:
Another sex pervert kills a dog

http://www.dailymercury.com.au/story/2009/01/13/i-was-bashed-with-a-dildo-by-man-in-leather-mask/

Full headline reads "I was bashed with a dildo by a man in a leather mask... and he killed my dog".
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Shaun Michael Burke, 38, appeared in the Magistrate's Court yesterday charged with burglary, armed robbery and wilfully and unlawfully killing a dog at night.
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Do you suppose that's more serious or less serious than killing a dog in the day time?
 
Patrick Swayze

Patrick Swayze

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not a headline but nick griffin genuinely tweeted this the other day:

"News of heroin death of paedostani victim Victoria Agoglia highlights taboo subject: Muslim narco jihad"
 
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baboon2004

Darned cockwombles.
"Former wife of lion tamer was running brothel" - it's as if this was a shocking revelation given her formerly uncolourful life as wife of a lion tamer...what?
 
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