I think they need to mention it again just to get the point across.
I think they need to mention it again just to get the point across.
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
I haven't had the heart to look at the papers yet today, but I'll bet there's some crazy shit.
crackerjack
Well-known member
The Telegraph asked themselves what front page woud make the jiahdis the happiest bunnies in the whole world and went ahead and did it anyway.
http://www.politicshome.com/uk/article/78883/the_daily_telegraph_wednesday_22nd_may_2013.html
Guardian's wasn't much better.
Express had a pic of Kate.
'We just wanted to find a bargain': Elderly couple looking for jumble sale end up at 'illegal rave'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...llegal-rave-Cambridgeshire.html#ixzz2U7fk4pQZ
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...llegal-rave-Cambridgeshire.html#ixzz2U7fk4pQZ
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Oh man, you should have included the photo. It's the most heartwarming thing I've ever seen!
baboon2004
Darned cockwombles.
Ah, reminds me of the time my Dad (70ish) came with me to a gig of modern beat music in Berlin...actually, a gig by a Dissensian...
IdleRich
IdleRich
While the rest of the world is looking at Syria and Iran this is happening right under our noses!
Couple return from holiday to find grass by their street cut to different lengths
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Coupl...ut-different/story-19155350-detail/story.html
Couple return from holiday to find grass by their street cut to different lengths
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Coupl...ut-different/story-19155350-detail/story.html
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Fuuuck, that's nearly as horrific as the shop that sold that woman a pasty that was a day out of date.
IdleRich
IdleRich
Whitby councillor claims to have fathered alien child
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...uncillor_claims_to_have_fathered_alien_child/
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...uncillor_claims_to_have_fathered_alien_child/
blacktulip
Pregnant with mandrakes
Not all time faves but two great ones just found by Ms Blacktulip.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodandd...burkini-proves-women-cant-win-on-a-beach.html (found this especially funny because it's in Food & Drink)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sex-couch-banned-porn-article-1.1383843
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodandd...burkini-proves-women-cant-win-on-a-beach.html (found this especially funny because it's in Food & Drink)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sex-couch-banned-porn-article-1.1383843
Local Authority
bitch city
david cameron wants to be harry potter courtesy of the guardian
sufi
lala
Suspected smoke over Colsterworth turns out to be a cloud
http://www.rutland-times.co.uk/news...olsterworth-turns-out-to-be-a-cloud-1-5434228
http://www.rutland-times.co.uk/news...olsterworth-turns-out-to-be-a-cloud-1-5434228
philblackpool
gamelanstep
I can't find this one online, but I'm pretty sure I've remembered it right:
"Two shags perved my melons".
Tells you the whole story quite evocatively in five words but completely impenetrable to anyone who doesn't know english very well or even someone who hadn't been checking the news out for a few weeks beforehand.
"Two shags perved my melons".
Tells you the whole story quite evocatively in five words but completely impenetrable to anyone who doesn't know english very well or even someone who hadn't been checking the news out for a few weeks beforehand.
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
On similar lines was a great sports one I saw in one of the London freesheets a few years ago, which went REAL SNUB DROG.
To be honest I had no idea counterfeit snubdrog had become such a problem.