Are they quite sure they made enough mention of the unspecified DRUGS he was on?
I think they need to mention it again just to get the point across.
Are they quite sure they made enough mention of the unspecified DRUGS he was on?
I haven't had the heart to look at the papers yet today, but I'll bet there's some crazy shit.
'We just wanted to find a bargain': Elderly couple looking for jumble sale end up at 'illegal rave'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...llegal-rave-Cambridgeshire.html#ixzz2U7fk4pQZ
While the rest of the world is looking at Syria and Iran this is happening right under our noses!
Couple return from holiday to find grass by their street cut to different lengths
http://www.nottinghampost.com/Coupl...ut-different/story-19155350-detail/story.html
I can't find this one online, but I'm pretty sure I've remembered it right:
"Two shags perved my melons".
Tells you the whole story quite evocatively in five words but completely impenetrable to anyone who doesn't know english very well or even someone who hadn't been checking the news out for a few weeks beforehand.