The press release hall of shame thread
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benjybars
village elder.
Dr Awesome
Techsteppin'
I've saved the colour and the sizing for you:
Theorizing that one could through the use of bass frequencies, travel between parallel universes, A Dubstep production and DJ trio known as Crushington led an elite group of bass scientists into the desert to develop a top-secret project known as The Sine Wave Leap. Pressured to prove their theories or lose record label funding, Crushington prematurely stepped into the bass accelerator, and vanished.
They awoke to find themselves in another universe; our own. Soon afterwards sent to prison for a music piracy crime they didn't commit, Crushington promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade, fleeing into the international underground.
Fortunately, contact with their own universe was maintained through brain-wave transmissions with Steve, their project observer, who appears in the form of a hologram which only Crushington can see and hear, and led them to their sympathetic allies; The Upbeats and Black Sun Empire.
Trapped in our world, they find themselves leaping from gig to gig, studio to studio, putting bass where things were once treble; and hoping each time that their next leap will be the leap home.
A little piece of me died.
Theorizing that one could through the use of bass frequencies, travel between parallel universes, A Dubstep production and DJ trio known as Crushington led an elite group of bass scientists into the desert to develop a top-secret project known as The Sine Wave Leap. Pressured to prove their theories or lose record label funding, Crushington prematurely stepped into the bass accelerator, and vanished.
They awoke to find themselves in another universe; our own. Soon afterwards sent to prison for a music piracy crime they didn't commit, Crushington promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade, fleeing into the international underground.
Fortunately, contact with their own universe was maintained through brain-wave transmissions with Steve, their project observer, who appears in the form of a hologram which only Crushington can see and hear, and led them to their sympathetic allies; The Upbeats and Black Sun Empire.
Trapped in our world, they find themselves leaping from gig to gig, studio to studio, putting bass where things were once treble; and hoping each time that their next leap will be the leap home.
A little piece of me died.
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
Yeah they sound like fun.
It's the jumpers hanging off the trees that do it for me in the other one. I actually had a conversation with myself about how they thought up the concept for it, but it was so banal that I'm not gonna bother typing it.
one thing i'm finding quite silly lately is blatant mail merging in a pathetic attempt to make it look a personal message. or even worse and lazier, this:
er, i kind of clocked that i've been bcc'd, 'Mate', but now i really want to tell you about my weekend AND cover cocoon in the park. so kind of you to come up with the ideas as well!
how do they get your email, i wonder? is it serial interns/former employees stealing the company database and spreading it around the world of music PR?
er, i kind of clocked that i've been bcc'd, 'Mate', but now i really want to tell you about my weekend AND cover cocoon in the park. so kind of you to come up with the ideas as well!
how do they get your email, i wonder? is it serial interns/former employees stealing the company database and spreading it around the world of music PR?
Haha it's about time Kazantip emerged on this message board. Look it up on youtube, someone did a little documentary on it. To go there you actually need to apply for a de facto "passport", since they take their status as a "republic" half-seriously. Apparently there is a lot of fucking that goes on and it is high on the list of holiday getaway spots for the Russian Mafia.
Someone organize this immediately.
Seemingly trying to underwhelm on purpose:
Raw Linx Presents....
Bored of the same old emails from artists/labels/bands trying to sell themselves? Then delete this one straight away! If not then thank you and keep reading.
Lex Jones was crowned King of the Mic 2009, this has helped him to progess his career.
"Yea I took my telly off of stand by, but machines work nights making products that we're never going to buy" Not the hardest line to come up with but it speaks for itself.
His first single Ever had that Feeling is available from iTunes:
Raw Linx Presents....
Bored of the same old emails from artists/labels/bands trying to sell themselves? Then delete this one straight away! If not then thank you and keep reading.
Lex Jones was crowned King of the Mic 2009, this has helped him to progess his career.
"Yea I took my telly off of stand by, but machines work nights making products that we're never going to buy" Not the hardest line to come up with but it speaks for itself.
His first single Ever had that Feeling is available from iTunes: