The Queen is Dead!

[WashYourHands]

Take the job of the war artist, document the imagery, the never quite at ease mood and social awkwardness of ambiguities and paradoxes

 

[luka]

not heard that one before. fucking awful tbf.

 

[luka]

probably the worst song ive ever heard in my whole life. like a war crime.

 

[WashYourHands]

Has anyone asked for a jubilee poem yet?

 

[luka]

yeah. one. thats what the fat arms comment was about.

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[luka]

you cant hate them. they seem so simple minded.

 

[luka]

being into the queen is like being really into marvel. or like the man that came and sat next to me int he pub with learning difficultes, who kept bragging about all his sports books.

 

[luka]

he told me big daddy and giant haystacks were previously succesful pro rugby league players but no been able to confirm that yet

 

[WashYourHands]

Would you do Kate Middleton?

 

[WashYourHands]

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

Would you do Kate Middleton?

Yes

 

[maxi]

some people might just like bank holidays, parties, celebrating any arbitrary thing. the bunting could be any colour but this time just happens to have a union jack pattern on it. the queen is like a mascot for the party

 

[mixed_biscuits]

some people might just like bank holidays, parties, celebrating any arbitrary thing. the bunting could be any colour but this time just happens to have a union jack pattern on it. the queen is like a mascot for the party

Very sensible

 

[maxi]

Is that sensible?

 

[mixed_biscuits]

Is that sensible?

I dunno, I have a similar opinion to you in that I think that some people might just like bank holidays, parties, celebrating any arbitrary thing. the bunting could be any colour but this time just happens to have a union jack pattern on it. the queen is like a mascot for the party

 

[HMGovt’s Glorious Return!]

The best thing about the queen is her pioneering use of pronouns, your/her. And her neatly trimmed bush.

 

[thirdform]

Yeah OK, I mean, that makes sense. I don't feel that so strongly I suppose.

you like eating noncey foods like bacon?

 

[thirdform]

now that kind of thing is seen as gauche. dont upset your mother. just have a nice time and dont spoil the fun. it doesnt mean anything no one really cares about the queen. enjoy the coronation chicken sandwiches etc

ok, but prince andrew is still a nonce.

 

[thirdform]

my sense is that a few years back there would have been a large contingent of people that thought it was worth getting riled up about. now clearly there isnt. its not a live issue and that seems to me reflected in how many pubs have bunting etc regardless of the sort of clientele they cater to

yes, it's a distraction from nonce andrew. Can't you see this you go on so much about pedophile satanic child rings.