Keir Starmer

[craner]

 

[WashYourHands]

Bit of fat headed cunt. Like a Pork Farms pasty’s contents. Not the most authoritative voice known to humanity. Sinusy, whiny reedy tone. You know your least psychotic mate could probably do him in a row or at pool and your brightest acquaintance could deconstruct him in a debate. Looks like he’d comes from somewhere like Shropshire

 

[WashYourHands]

He couldn’t blunder-tackle in a charity football match or punch a kid in rugby, which the British respect more as per BJ

I can picture Starmer toe punting the ball if you got him to take a penalty. A Roman Abramovich floppy hand clap. The nation’s pugilists require a physical presence after all

 

[WashYourHands]

Oh god he’s a Gooner

 

[IdleRich]

Terrible. The point is not how much money people received but whether they gave hundred million pound contracts to the donors of that money, which, whatever her faults, I'm pretty sure Rayner hasn't done.
But then did you see Hancock literally saying "Those questions are not worth answering" and just sitting back down. Unbeievable.

 

[IdleRich]

Tories being taken to court on this right now.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/polit...ks-ppe-24135963.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

[IdleRich]

But then did you see Hancock literally saying "Those questions are not worth answering" and just sitting back down. Unbeievable.

 

[version]

Yeah, I don't see the fuss about Mordaunt's performance. Just a load of mock outrage on behalf of "hard working" Tory ministers "trying to save lives" whilst completely dodging the question of the contracts and getting a "no u" dig in.

 

[IdleRich]

Yeah no attempt to deny the very real and very serious crimes of which various members of the government stand accused.

 

[catalog]

Who has been depressed all their lives? Blair or Starmer?

 

[boxedjoy]

Us, watching them

 

[Mr. Tea]

Who has been depressed all their lives? Blair or Starmer?

No way Blair is depressed. He's got that irrepressible chirpiness you always get in those who have found God. Or perhaps he's just happy for God that God has found Blair.

 

[DannyL]

Who has been depressed all their lives? Blair or Starmer?

I meant Campbell.

 

[catalog]

Ah, OK.

 

[WashYourHands]

Huge drinker, I doubt that helped. Remember Charles Kennedy? He obliterated himself pretty rapid from booze

 

[subvert47]

 

[WashYourHands]

uncanny. was gonna post this a page or so back

 

[shakahislop]

it's been quite relaxing to get back to the status quo after corbs, where there's no hope of anything changing for the better. simpler times.

 

[Mr. Tea]

Pretty reasonable point in the current Private Eye that Hartlepool would have gone blue on Corbyn's watch in 2019 if 10,000 people there hadn't voted BXP. Brexit's happened now, so all those people have simply voted Tory this time around instead.

 

[sufi]

Huge drinker, I doubt that helped. Remember Charles Kennedy? He obliterated himself pretty rapid from booze

i wonder if Starmer is a strong boozer, he has a bit of that sweaty florid complexion
Can imagine him approaching the cut glass decanter with shaky hands after a hard day of forensic bullshitting
(unlike saintly teetotal Jeremy - probably an undercover cryptro-muslim)