Ok Rich, i’mma be kind here - skateboarding IS apart of the ban. They are Hoops apart from the youngest, who came under the spell of Scouse in-laws and their yoked witchcraft. You know the kind
Cricket you have to assimilate and who wants to be a killjoy? But a board, with wheels, wearing baseball caps backwards? What is this American pestilence and why yield to it?
So aye, ”should” and “never” should’ve been closer in the initial statement of parental parameters, hence, if I ever seek legal representation I will contact thee forthwith with thine laser eyes inscrutable