Tom Cruise

[Corpsey]

I watch Moneyball at least twice a year, it's one of those ones I put on in the background and end up getting sucked in by it

 

[craner]

No that's a great great scene

They're just different entities aren't they

I'm sure most of us if we had to be one of them we'd go for Brad Pitt (certainly we'd opt to look like him)

Even if it does entail beating our children around the face in first class

What's Pitt's best ever role? I liked it in Seven when he was blubbering like a girl just cos his wife had been decapitated (SPOILERS)

Pitt’s best role was in Thelma and Louise. He didn’t need to do anything after that.

Cruise is genuinely strange, and genuinely good. Could Pitt have done something like Born on the Fourth of July?

 

[craner]

I watch Moneyball at least twice a year, it's one of those ones I put on in the background and end up getting sucked in by it

Banger.

 

[craner]

But for me, Brad Pitt will always be the second Pitt of cinema.

 

[Corpsey]

Is the Assassination of Jesse James good?

I loved Pitt in Once Upon A Time In America, but didn't love the movie

 

[Corpsey]

I've not seen this one but I wonder if it might be perfect camp dissensus meme fodder – and stars both!

 

[luka]

 

[Corpsey]

I've never seen Snatch either actually

 

[Corpsey]

Did Conor McGregor base himself on this?

 

[craner]

His second best role was in True Romance.

The rule with Pitt is the smaller his role in a film, the better he is. This is not a backhanded compliment: he is a skillful miniaturist.

 

[craner]

 

[Corpsey]

I'm also a fan of Ocean's Eleven and to a lesser extent Twelve and I remember watching that and thinking Brad Pitt's face is like a special effect, he makes Clooney look a bit plain

 

[craner]

This is supposed to be a thread about the Cruiser.

Tom won’t be happy if he reads this thread, Corpse.

 

[luka]

not seen snatch either. or lock stock.

 

[craner]

He’s gunna set the Scientologists on you.

 

[Corpsey]

Have you seen House of Gucci craner?

 

[craner]

No, but I want to. Is it streaming?

 

[Corpsey]

If you've got Amazon Prime it is

 

[Corpsey]

Watch House Of Gucci | Prime Video

Inspired by the true story of the family behind the Italian fashion empire. When Patrizia Reggiani marries into the Gucci family, her unbridled ambition begins to unravel the family legacy and triggers a spiral of betrayal, decadence, and murder.

www.amazon.co.uk

 

[Corpsey]

@version


Only a person with a heart of stone, a john wayne gacy type, could watch this without crying and saying to themselves "i must call my dad"