favourite headline ever

[unknown soulja]

While "Australian dies after 'planking' on balcony, police say" isnt my favourite headline ever (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13389207) I did enjoy this line:

'Mr Barnett said the death on Sunday is "what we've been fearing".

"As planking gains popularity, there may be more injuries and potentially further deaths," he said.'

 

[Mr. Tea]

Today's Currant Bun: NITWIT HITS TWITTER WITH WRIT

Still our best national paper for headlines.

 

[blacktulip]

This will always be my favourite headline:

http://www.herefordtimes.com/archiv...01718.Four_kestrels_manoeuvre_in_the_dark___/

 

[mistersloane]

This will always be my favourite headline:

http://www.herefordtimes.com/archiv...01718.Four_kestrels_manoeuvre_in_the_dark___/

That's kinda breathtaking in its...its...

 

[Slothrop]

BBC News frontpage atm:
"UK Apaches to join Libya mission"

ORIGINAL BAADMAN BAADMAN BAD NUTTAH! NUTTAH!

 

[Mr. Tea]

Yesterday's Grauniad was great: "Shoesmith turns on Balls..."

 

[hucks]

Pornography or violence?

 

[Slothrop]

Dissensus posters in the news:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13998972

 

[Sectionfive]

Should be a slew of these tomorrow

http://twitpic.com/5moj88

 

[ifp]

World's End

The Telegraph had "Goodbye, Cruel World"

 

[IdleRich]

Back to business as usual

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

Robber who broke into hair salon is beaten by its black-belt owner and kept as a sex slave for three days... fed only Viagra

 

[faustus]

Back to business as usual

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lt-owner-kept-sex-slave-days--fed-Viagra.html

From the most recent Private Eye:

How Daily Mail Headlines Work: "Girl, 13, crushed to death by a falling branch as she sat on park bench because her teachers were out on strike."

 

[highhhness]

unconfirmed, and late - the sun on high court ruling preventing 2 gay iranian asylum seekers being deported:

'It's Iranian Men. Hallelujah'.

 

[Ransbeeck]

 

[Mr. Tea]

Old as the hills, I'm afraid, but still great.

 

[IdleRich]

Speaks for itself.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pic...injured-in-Sooty-pizza-throwing-accident.html

 

[hucks]

Front page news in Folkestone

 

[Ulala]

That Folkestone thing is ace, and compounded by the 'top stories' (in the sidebar) - "Giant Cat", "Cash Blown" and (my favourite, inevitably) "Big Chiefs".

 

[BareBones]

 

[slowtrain]

They're OK.

I don't really see the big deal though.