bandshell
Grand High Witch
Like an X-rated Dan Ackroyd, I couldn't stop the phrase 'hand-to-cock combat' popping into my mind. Sorry.
“He came to town with his cock in his hand, and what he did with it was illegal in 49 states.”
Like an X-rated Dan Ackroyd, I couldn't stop the phrase 'hand-to-cock combat' popping into my mind. Sorry.
“He came to town with his cock in his hand, and what he did with it was illegal in 49 states.”
A rejected tag-line for Cockfighter right?“He came to town with his cock in his hand, and what he did with it was illegal in 49 states.”
A rejected tag-line for Cockfighter right?
Strangers telling you how to pronounce your own name. This is strictly prohibited in the widely-available treatise How Not To Be An Awful Cunt 101.
I quite like the 'Anthony' pronunciation. Always makes me think of James Gandolfini though.
It does indeed suck ring. Does anyone know if Berlin is still as outrageously cheap as it allegedly was a few years bacK? Or has the flood of young creative things from the UK pushed up the rent in all the formerly cheap areas?
a girl i'm often on the same tube carriage with in the morning looks like she's plucked her eyebrows off entirely, and in their place drawn on these crazy pencil-thin eyebrows in a shape i now know to be called sigmoid curves. they're proper cartoon-villain kind of eyebrows and she sits there with this intense scowl on her face the whole journey. she scares me.
a girl i'm often on the same tube carriage with in the morning looks like she's plucked her eyebrows off entirely, and in their place drawn on these crazy pencil-thin eyebrows in a shape i now know to be called sigmoid curves. they're proper cartoon-villain kind of eyebrows and she sits there with this intense scowl on her face the whole journey. she scares me.
The kind that have no problem wrecking everyone's night if there not the center of things at all times.
Or start kicking up shit because people are trying to have a conversation that they are either too stupid or lack the imagination to contribute too.
Yes, I know what you mean - it's like gastropubs where they charge you an extra 50p for each adjective they can get into your sandwich. TBH if I want a really nice sandwich then I don't want to go somewhere that advertises a "Throgspottle Farm organic mature cheddar sandwich with home made wild aubergeine and single estate balsamic vinegar chutney", I want to go somewhere where I trust that something described as a "cheese and chutney sandwich" is made with nice, well chosen ingredients rather than processed cheese singles and sainsburys basics piccallili.