I just went to a pizza shop and they said they were out of pizza.
I hope you jolly well gave them a piece of your mind.
Pizza is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy.
Pizza is only ever a means to more pizza.
I frequently can't get on the 253/4 in the morning, because there is no room on the lower deck, with everyone clustered around the stairs. Nine times out of ten as the bus pulls away I see loads of empty seats upstairs. This makes me furious, it really does, I'd like to line the culprits up and throw handfuls of gravel at them.
I frequently can't get on the 253/4 in the morning, because there is no room on the lower deck, with everyone clustered around the stairs. Nine times out of ten as the bus pulls away I see loads of empty seats upstairs. This makes me furious, it really does, I'd like to line the culprits up and throw handfuls of gravel at them.
Just what are bus drivers so miserable ? The other I got on the bus I was the last in the queue and saw a woman may 10 yards running for the bus. I said to the driver hold a sec and he said 'im the driver' and drove off and I has a rant at him and he said 'you wanna get off too'. What makes them have such a shitty attitude. Luckily I can usually walk to work unless its raining hard.
the questions people ask you when you hand them a flyer.
"what kinda music?"
"where is it?"
"what day?"
"how much is door?"
what the fuck do you think is on the piece of printed paper i just fucking gave you you stupid cunt???
I frequently can't get on the 253/4 in the morning, because there is no room on the lower deck, with everyone clustered around the stairs. Nine times out of ten as the bus pulls away I see loads of empty seats upstairs. This makes me furious, it really does, I'd like to line the culprits up and throw handfuls of gravel at them.
They also say, "it's not that druggy music is it?" Mate, it's all druggy music. I fucking AM druggy music.
Too right. I'm all for shouting at idiots if it's called for.Drink really strong coffee first thing on waking up. Before waiting at bus stop, hit shop and buy can of Red Bull. Get on bus, and shout :
"OI TOURISTS DONT YOU FUCKIN UNDERSTAND WHAT SITTIN DOWN MEANS? WELL I DO, AND I WANT TO, SO MOOOOOOVE".
That works.
Or pushing really forcefully whilst going 'Sorry, I'm pregnant'.
Or, "Excuse me, but I think I'm going to throw up, do you think you could move?"
Or just "MOOOOOOOOOOOOVE" works really well. It helps if you can shout really loud and have no shame. Hangovers help with the shame part.
Of course, you have to get on the bus first though.
Or loads of people sitting on the outer seat with the inner one empty because they don't want anyone sitting next to them or something. You're on public transport, tough.with everyone clustered around the stairs
Or loads of people sitting on the outer seat with the inner one empty because they don't want anyone sitting next to them or something. You're on public transport, tough.
Drink really strong coffee first thing on waking up. Before waiting at bus stop, hit shop and buy can of Red Bull. Get on bus, and shout :
"OI TOURISTS DONT YOU FUCKIN UNDERSTAND WHAT SITTIN DOWN MEANS? WELL I DO, AND I WANT TO, SO MOOOOOOVE".
That works.
Or pushing really forcefully whilst going 'Sorry, I'm pregnant'.
Or, "Excuse me, but I think I'm going to throw up, do you think you could move?"
Or just "MOOOOOOOOOOOOVE" works really well. It helps if you can shout really loud and have no shame. Hangovers help with the shame part.
Of course, you have to get on the bus first though.