Surely the great resource for this type of tale is here
http://www.disappointment.com/old/randomacts/msnsoiling.htm
http://www.disappointment.com/old/randomacts/msnsoiling.htm
Shitting yourself/shitting in interesting or unusual places/shitting queries
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Mr. Tea
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Strangely appropriate game to be playing!
vimothy
yurp
My mate, Laura, and her boyfirend, Rich, are visiting relatives - her cousin, a doctor, and his wife in Glasgow. They have dinner at her cousin's flat and Rich and the doc stay up for most of the night drinking massive amounts of whiskey. Apparently Laura's counsin is a huge 20 stone bloke; Rich is only five and a half feet tall.
Laura wakes up in the night to the sound of something strange. She told me, some sounds you don't know you know until you hear them. It's Rich pissing on (or in) the fridge in her cousin's house. She gets up. By the time she's got to the kitchen, Rich is shitting in the recylcing bin, and telling her to fuck right off because he's busy having a poo.
Laura wakes up in the night to the sound of something strange. She told me, some sounds you don't know you know until you hear them. It's Rich pissing on (or in) the fridge in her cousin's house. She gets up. By the time she's got to the kitchen, Rich is shitting in the recylcing bin, and telling her to fuck right off because he's busy having a poo.
how appropriate
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
how appropriate
Not to mention poo-litically correct...
mistersloane
heavy heavy monster sound
some of these had me crying with laughter
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Specky's story is particularly toe-curling. His interlocutor 'Log' (judging from use of the phrase 'bumbrown') is the same Log Nonymous who hosts this awesome site: http://www.playgroundlaw.com
Did you find your way to the Law Of The Playground part of the site? Much mirth there!
http://www.playgroundlaw.com/cgi-bin/browse.pl
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
Oh God, I'd forgotten about that - it wasn't a bad idea really, they just had loads of really annoying people on it.
Like Alex Fucking Zane, who says everything as if it's a riotously hilarious quip, and even leaves a little pause after each sentence, for the inevitable (ahem) gales of laughter,
Twunt.
barry_abs
lil' beyutch
my brother's mate "stocker" loved pissing.. his regular trick was to drain himself at the curryhouse table before leaving.. you can imagine the mirth!
then there's the old favourite of pissing against the restaurant window, for the customers inside to share the steam and patterns drawn..
one i particularly like involved my uncle steve.. not strictly piss related, so apologies in advance.. he was famous for his massive cock.. at dad's carwash (where he worked) he never wore anything underneath his waterproof trousers.. when reaching over to wash the roof he'd accidentally let his cock slip out.. the driver of the car was treated to it pressed tightly against their window..
then there's the old favourite of pissing against the restaurant window, for the customers inside to share the steam and patterns drawn..
one i particularly like involved my uncle steve.. not strictly piss related, so apologies in advance.. he was famous for his massive cock.. at dad's carwash (where he worked) he never wore anything underneath his waterproof trousers.. when reaching over to wash the roof he'd accidentally let his cock slip out.. the driver of the car was treated to it pressed tightly against their window..
N
nomadologist
Guest
i used to sleepwalk all the time. once my parents awoke to my 10-year-old self pissing on their bedroom floor. incoherent, of course, adamant that i just needed to pee!
i don't know what that says about me, but it sounds awfully oedipal in the retelling.
i don't know what that says about me, but it sounds awfully oedipal in the retelling.
Mr. Tea
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How the fuck d'you work that out? Did Oedipus piss on his parents' bedroom floor? :slanted:
N
nomadologist
Guest
I'm referring to Freud's theories, not the play directly
Mr. Tea
Let's Talk About Ceps
I'm referring to Freud's theories, not the play directly
I'm well aware of Freud's theories on this matter, I just wondered what the hell sleep-pissing on your parent's bedroom floor at age 10 could possibley have to do with Oedipal desires - unless you already had some sort of watersports fetish at that age?
N
nomadologist
Guest
it could have a whole lot to do with latent resentment or a failure to pass through the oedipal
N
nomadologist
Guest
I'm well aware of Freud's theories on this matter, I just wondered what the hell sleep-pissing on your parent's bedroom floor at age 10 could possibley have to do with Oedipal desires - unless you already had some sort of watersports fetish at that age?
and i'd bet all the money in the world that you really don't know exactly what "oedipal" means according to freud
Mr. Tea
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I've got a rough idea...
Anyway, I thought Freud's ideas were largely discredited among psychologists these days - or at least taken with a hefty pinch of salt? Or is it just the case that competing paradigms wax and wane in popularity over the years, as there's never going to be any hard data to support one above the other?
Anyway, I thought Freud's ideas were largely discredited among psychologists these days - or at least taken with a hefty pinch of salt? Or is it just the case that competing paradigms wax and wane in popularity over the years, as there's never going to be any hard data to support one above the other?