favourite headline ever

[Sectionfive]

http://www.herald.ie/national-news/...-for-being-drunk-and-bit-a-garda-2490337.html

 

[Mr. Tea]

http://www.herald.ie/national-news/...-for-being-drunk-and-bit-a-garda-2490337.html

To be fair, those crimes pale next to the fact that he works for Ryanair.

More news from the Emerald Isle: Five arrested in Irish pork probe

(at least, that's the version of the headline they used on the home page - there's just something so appealing about the idea of a 'pork probe')

 

[unknown soulja]

Ah Tea you pipped me to the pork probe post. Not sure about appealing, sounds pretty sinister to me!

 

[unknown soulja]

Beeb going with 'Police say Jo Yeates did not eat pizza'.

Somehow feels like they're trying to drag out a story without any new revelations...

 

[Damien]

'Man killed by his own cock!'

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/21/man_bird_death/

 

[IdleRich]

Sorry it's a Daily Mail one but - "Parkinsons Medication Turned Me Into Gambling Gay Sex Thief"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mbling-gay-sex-thief-says-married-father.html

Sex Thief?

 

[IdleRich]

Sorry it's a Daily Mail one but - "Parkinsons Medication Turned Me Into Gambling Gay Sex Thief"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mbling-gay-sex-thief-says-married-father.html

Sex Thief?

 

[hucks]

Hackney Gazette, every time

 

[IdleRich]

Dunno if this is old news or what

http://themediablog.typepad.com/the-media-blog/2011/02/bad-headline-head.html

 

[Sectionfive]

: )

 

[IdleRich]

Can't find it online but Guardian page nine is reporting on rock dinosaurs taking an active role in the Libyan situation.

Queen freezes Gaddafi family assets as "sting" impounds £900m in notes

 

[Mr. Tea]

Ha, that's a good one from the Grauniad.

The Metro today had one of those ones that conjures up a pleasing image when taken completely literally:

Sarkozy in gum fight with Turks

 

[Tentative Andy]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-11876272
*schoolboy snickering*

 

[Sectionfive]

Ant gets Decked

 

[unknown soulja]

Leona Lewis wins London's most influential woman vote
International Women's Day: Leona Lewis has been named by Metro readers as their most influential woman to live or work in London in the past century.

She got 70% of the 10,000 votes cast

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/857454-leona-lewis-named-londons-most-influential-woman

 

[Mr. Tea]

Leona Lewis wins London's most influential woman vote
International Women's Day: Leona Lewis has been named by Metro readers as their most influential woman to live or work in London in the past century.

She got 70% of the 10,000 votes cast

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/857454-leona-lewis-named-londons-most-influential-woman

Oh god - what was the average age of respondents, 18 or something?

 

[pork]

Holloway Teen Jailed After Police Discover Crack In His Bum

 

[BareBones]

Soccer Intellectuals Stun Fabulous Ladies

 

[Mr. Tea]

Holloway Teen Jailed After Police Discover Crack In His Bum

Not the first 'crack in bum' headline we've had in this thread - still funny though.

 

[sssluke]

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