Wuhan Killer Sneeze (thanks Tea)

[sufi]

what day are you on?

 

[sufi]

i can delete that post with the timetable and you will be free

 

[Leo]

 

[luka]

im not as socially irresponsible as you! i wish i was but im burdened with a conscience

 

[yyaldrin]

if i were you i would get a pcr test anyway cos that way you don't have to take that booster right? or maybe it works differently in the uk

 

[luka]

no one is going to force me to take the booster i dont think.

 

[luka]

i think a false negative is quite common, but a false positive sounds weird

it sounds weird but according to sufi's telegraph link

at five per cent prevalence - not too dissimilar to the current 1 in 15 cases in England estimated by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) - we would still expect between 10 per cent and six per cent of symptomatic lateral flow positives to be false.

 

[wg-]

Just do your ten days and get on the piss its everywhere anyway

 

[shakahislop]

Guinea Pig Sounds

mgpr.org

biscuits you should know that while you think you're posting a graph, all that happens when we reach those posts is that dissensus makes this noise

 

[luka]

Lonely Pig is quite poignant

 

[Murphy]

Just think about booze, what booze is the first drink, whiskey/whisky or a Catalogy pint

Maybe order the booze first to order, booze porn browsing engaged. Get some Spirytus from Master of Malt. 30£ for 1/2 litre at an extraordinary 95%

 

[luka]

im going to do cocktails or whisky i reckon

 

[luka]

im getting loads of Guinea pig content on my youtube now

 

[luka]

this is a touching tale

 

[mixed_biscuits]

it sounds weird but according to sufi's telegraph link

at five per cent prevalence - not too dissimilar to the current 1 in 15 cases in England estimated by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) - we would still expect between 10 per cent and six per cent of symptomatic lateral flow positives to be false.

But what I want to know is what are the odds of a series of these results being false positives because it's picking up something real but other than covid, rather than it being a momentary glitch

 

[yyaldrin]

But what I want to know is what are the odds of a series of these results being false positives because it's picking up something real but other than covid, rather than it being a momentary glitch

you mean luka might have a new novel type of virus inside of him?

 

[Mr. Tea]

i want to get on a train and go into the city and eat noodles and drink whisky, wink at girls and throw bottles at policemen

I think you can get a special pass for doing that, can't you?

 

[luka]

you mean luka might have a new novel type of virus inside of him?

or some kind of tapeworm?

 

[luka]

i was looking up my bum hole after finding out i had worms! i wasn't just looking up there! who do you think i am?!

anyway, when i spread my cheeks there were loads of them all wiggling around.

and as a nice tie in to versions post, i got them because i was doing these workshops with disabled people.

 

[luka]

@Corpsey has a funny story about when he was on a camping trip and he forced his friend to look up his bumhole with a torch